T minus 10 days and counting until those giant family dinners that we love so much. I know I can’t wait- oh, Uncle Bernie-no really-it’s hilarious that you hate my sofa and you think my life is going nowhere. Haha! And Aunt Gladys, please, do tell me more about that fungus on your foot. What Billy? You just dropped gravy on my new white carpet?
No problem! I can block it all out with a fabulous new MP3 player. We’ve got a bunch for you to look at, in all price ranges and styles.
First, we’ve got the SanDisk Sansa Fuze 8GB Flash Portable Media Player from Overstock for $59.99, down from $93.93. With 24 hours battery life, and room for 2000 songs, a built in voice recorder, FM radio and photo/video capabilities, this one is worth checking out.
If you’re looking for a really cheap player, take a look at the Nextar MA715 from Buy.com for $25.99. Yes, yes, we know, 1GB is basically nothing in today’s music-crazed-MP3-jacked-up-world (did we mention we love love LOVE hyphens!), but realistically, it’s just over 20 bucks! Basically the same price as an album. Which we know you still purchase, because you support the music industry 
Miss those really old CD Walkmans? Yeah, neither do we. But don’t let the name throw you! The Sony 4GB Walkman Video MP3 Player is decidedly CD-less! Circuit City has a great deal at $89.99, down from $146.99. This little guy can go 36 hours between charge-ups (9.5 hours of video playback), so you don’t need to worry about running out of music and having to face the *shudder* real world.
What? Oh, FINE! We’ll include an iPod. Yeah, I know-selling out. I guess the post wouldn’t be complete. Circuit City has an Apple 4GB iPod on sale for $97.96, which is a discount of about 25%. You might want to hurry on that one though-limited availability.
Because as I have learned, time and time again, the best way to deal with one’s problems is to crank it up and zone out. Just don’t forget to get a pair of those glasses with eyes on them, so it looks like you’re awake. We don’t have those at Gazaro — yet.
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